The Guardian

The Guardian was one of the first characters introduced in SBARGv2.

Quotes
"I am the First Guardian of your planet, and I can only ask you for your trust."

"One day you will come to appreciate all that I have done for you. All will come in due time."

"The effects of the prank I was planning on pulling would have created a doomed timeline in all instances of its execution."

"Based upon previous correspondence, I would say that you have already been properly smitten."

"I assure you that all is going according to plan."

"Why would I wish to kill any of you? That rumor is completely baseless. Also, I am not and never have been corrupted by the glitch."

Act 1
The Guardian mentions that they are the first guardian of the Planet Earth, and that the game of SBARG and states that they wish to prepare the players for the game, in addition to preparing the game for the players. The Guardian assigned a handful of tasks to the players, many of them involving solving puzzles of various types. Many of them were for training purposes, some of the ulterior in nature, and some were downright sinister.

Act 2
After assembling the game, the Guardian continues to guide the players, offering to assist with repairing the very broken session that they had been dragged into, in return for them to complete more tasks for them. Most of the tasks involved hacking into the game to allow for further modifications to the game. This culminated with the final task of having the players send in their sprites, which ended in disaster and massive spoilers.

Act 3
The Guardian as known in the previous acts was not present until near the end of this act, when somebody under the chumhandle of theGuardian appeared in the #SBARGv2_Incipisphere memo, this time with a very doubtful and antagonistic attitude, constantly demeaning the players. The reason for aforementon attitude is spoilers.

Act 4
The Guardian may or may not have appeared in the memo near the beginning of this act. The Guardian was never heard from ever again.

Typing style
The Guardian normally types with perect syntax and spelling, with nothing particually special at first glance. At times there can be a slightly mysterious air to the answers given out by them. As time goes on, the players find that s/he tends to come across as somewhat condescending and sometimes even sassy. Sometimes the Guardian gets imapitient and an uncharacteristicly rude tone comes through.

Personal details about the Guardian
The Guardian does not provide many glimpses as to what they look like, or even what gender they identify as. It wasn't until shinyJiggly and timeTravlur drew headcanon versions of the guardian that any sort of image for them even arose. The gender, however, is still up to debate.